Say it just like you would “The Lord’s Prayer”

Our President, which aren’t in Nk*ndla,
Hello, be thy lame?
Thy taxes come.
Thy e-toll be done in Gauteng,
As it is in KwaZulu-Natal and parts of the Cape.
Give us this day a policeman as commissioner.
And forgive us our minister of women,
As we sort of forgive the minister of education.
And lead us not in umshini wami,
But deliver to us during the postal strike.
For thine is the petrol price,
The trillion rand power meltdown and the info bill,
For ever and ever.
No man!

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  • Mike Trapido is a criminal attorney and publicist having also worked as an editor and journalist. He was born in Johannesburg and attended HA Jack and Highlands North High Schools. He married Robyn in 1984 (Mrs Traps, aka "the government") and has three sons (who all look suspiciously like her ex-boss). He was a counsellor on the JCCI for a year around 1992. His passions include Derby County, Blue Bulls, Orlando Pirates, Proteas and Springboks. He takes Valium in order to cope with Bafana Bafana's results. Practice Michael Trapido Attorney (civil and criminal) 011 022 7332 Facebook

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Michael Trapido

Mike Trapido is a criminal attorney and publicist having also worked as an editor and journalist. He was born in Johannesburg and attended HA Jack and Highlands North High Schools. He married Robyn...

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