Michael Trapido

Masso’pundas endorse Democratic Alliance Student Organisation poster

Once upon a time before apartheid, around 200-million years ago during what is known as the Early Jurassic epoch, there lived a number of dinosaurs known as Massospondylus. How do we know this? Simple, there is a group of scientists known as palaeontologists, who make wine connoisseurs look like humble citizens, and they said so,…

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CSI Limpopo

The African National Congress’s elective conference to be held in Mangaung in December is throwing up a whole host of interesting collateral “debates”, as the appeal against ANCYL president Julius Malema’s sentence handed down by the ANC disciplinary committee and the administration of Limpopo’s finances clearly demonstrate. As you may recall, just prior to the…

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Biff and Knorr: Building a nation

There is absolutely no truth in the spurious claims made by some analysts that South Africans lack sufficient common ground with which to transcend their differences in race, culture and religion and become a united people. Quite the contrary. There are in fact many strange and idiosyncratic occurrences which we all have to endure on…

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The weather service is balmy

“I’ll tell yer how it be; the rivers will run red with blood until every reptile and fish has been suffocated in the soggy mass, the mountains will roar with hellish flames as if conceived in Beelzebub’s own backyard, swarms of locusts will sweep the countryside devastating everything in their path until the landscape resembles…

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Who died and made Kemo Immanuel Waters a Reverend?

Remember the good old days when it was only “geniuses” who could get the editor of a newspaper to print their garbage and enjoy some sort of mass circulation? It was either that, or their father knew a producer on a radio station or at a television network who was willing to air their “interesting”…

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Don’t compare Shaik and Selebi

It is unfair to compare the position of Schabir Shaik with that of former police commissioner Jackie Selebi. The latter is unlikely to be applying for his release under medical parole. Shaik was released in terms of section 79 of the Correctional Services Act 1998 (the Act) which provides: “Any person serving any sentence in…

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Mandela wedding is a misguided act of defiance

South Africans should be annoyed at the defiance showed by the grandson of former president Nelson Mandela in proceeding with a wedding which was clearly in contempt of a court order. On Saturday Mandla Mandela married his third wife, Swazi princess Mbali Makhathini, in a traditional ceremony despite an interdict prohibiting him from doing so….

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Christmas? They’re trying to kill off Jeremy Clarkson

Mrs Traps is outraged at the fact that this Christmas, her favourite time of year, she has seen very few television programmes celebrating the holiday. Despite being Jewish she loves the carols and all the other festivities that Christians traditionally employ to remember their saviour. On Christmas Day she normally serves up her famous ‘Turkey…

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President Zuma’s report card

It seems as if the Democratic Alliance was a little bit hasty in grading President Jacob Zuma and the Cabinet with the former being given an “F” for failure while the latter, with a few notable exceptions, not doing much better. Of course simply furnishing us with an overall symbol without going into any detail…

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Jub Jub must address the appropriate intention required for murder

As the defence in the Jub Jub murder trial continues in Soweto it is becoming apparent that the form of intention required for a conviction is not completely understood by the hip-hop star. Murder is the unlawful and intentional killing of another human being. Intention is divided into three types of dolus as opposed to…

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