Comments on: Please sign up for the Free Witty Mapalane Campaign

By: Amit Shah

Amit Shah — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 10:27:04 +0000

Nice One.

By: Maya

Maya — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:01:29 +0000

Ndumi

What happened to Witty on the 14th….you have to finish the story.

By: Geejay

Geejay — Thu, 29 May 2008 23:32:17 +0000

Okay Sili I’m with you. See you in Cape Town on the 14th. You will identify me by my plack hard. My House My Fire. Doos!
p.s as luck would have it apparently his daughters have now moved out.

By: Maya

Maya — Wed, 28 May 2008 07:14:14 +0000

i am already bleeding, chuckling myself senseless at firstly the way you have articulated the story and at our man witty for being witfull, wittless.

but june 14th is far off and i am sure by then they will other worthy causes to play troy to, that dont involve chewing glass. But with you on that, you will need to write an update on this after june 14th – will hold you to that.

By: DJ Minicooper

DJ Minicooper — Tue, 27 May 2008 15:02:24 +0000

Would have joined you but I remember one evening as a student during one of my protests, I smashed a glass jug (from my coffee maker) in my residence room which I paid almost R30 000 for a year’s stay. My residence warden was obviously not impressed with my behaviour the next morning I noticed a note sleeped under my door, the note red “come and see me today at 15:00″ Mr…House warden.

On arrival i was welcome with a R50.00 rand fine or 50 hours of community service on Saturday mornings. I couldn’t imagine myself waking up early in the morning on a saturday after downing a couple the night before as well as sleeping at an unusual hours of the morning thanks to djing. I opted for the fine.

So I do relate to you and good luck for the 14th, I’ll probably be tired after the “million man march” trip (from Grahamstown to Pretoria).

All the best, I’ll be downing liquids with you

By: pete ess

pete ess — Sun, 25 May 2008 19:46:34 +0000

jose, you’re not going to get any support from a broad in this one.
gerrie, bet your beers aren’t 750ml either.
ndums, I’m going to make sure I’m busy that day. I once went to Bush to open a shop next door to the KFC that had pap n wors on its menu, so I’m cured.
Sorry, china.

By: ke nna

ke nna — Mon, 19 May 2008 15:17:24 +0000

oh blah blah blah . . . just give me the address where you get 6 bottles for R40 we are paying R52 for 6 – Yup! R8.50 each – please take up the cause for us

By: Owen

Owen — Sun, 18 May 2008 15:46:12 +0000

Good stuff – clearly Witty was pretty cut up about the whole thing BUT he did miss out on being the 2008 Darwin award winner by not staying the course.

btw Carly B does have a serious bipolar point though.

By: Lyndall Beddy

Lyndall Beddy — Sat, 17 May 2008 13:52:44 +0000

Ndumiso

So very funny – AND so very sad.

When I was starting a family – I prayed that I would get two of the same sex. I did NOT want a girl and a boy. I could only afford two – and I wanted them to be friends. I got two girls – so much easier than two boys.

So much easier to be a woman – with choices. They can be stay at home mothers or they can be career women. Men have no choices – they have to have stiff upper lips and soldier on. I feel so sorry for our very, very marginalised men.

By: Jon

Jon — Sat, 17 May 2008 09:13:03 +0000

A pity Witty had a bitty of a fitty.