J K Rowling owes me big time

“Jewish author’s estate accuses Rowling of plagiarism” was one of the featured stories in today’s Jewish Telegraph Agency bulletin. According to this, Rowling got her ideas from a 1987 book by Adrian Jacobs (since deceased) entitled The Adventures of Willy the Wizard: No. 1 Livid Land.

This is not the first time certain people have sought to get their hands on J K Rowling’s Harry Potter-generated millions by claiming that they had gotten there first. It’s quite pathetic, really. I mean, the depths to which some people will stoop to feed off the achievements of others. But you want to know what really gets to me? It’s the fact that actually I am really the one to whom Ms Rowling is indebted, and she bloody well knows it.

During my years as editor of the Rhodes University Jewish students’ society magazine, I published a series of fictional pieces based on an imaginary Jewish theological seminary located somewhere in the Karoo. The main character in this series was called — wait for it — Hirshy Porter, a young student with extraordinary Kabbalistic powers.

Rowling didn’t even have the decency to disguise the name. Nor did she make more than a token attempt to do so regarding another important character, seminary principle Rabbi Schmelke Trumpeldore (“Albus Dumbledore” in Rowling’s impudent rendition).

It gets worse. You can imagine my outrage on learning of the Rowling travesty Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, given the prior appearance of my Hirshy Porter and the Half-Baked Blince.

It’s all too reminiscent of another little-known literary scandal, how Mark Twain pinched his Huckleberry Finn from Berel Blumberg’s 1863 masterpiece Chaikel Ari Fine. And got away with it, too.

Enough is enough. I’m just about ready to go public with my grievances, and when I do, Ms Joanne K Rowling had better watch out.

11 Responses to “J K Rowling owes me big time”

  1. Frank Persol #

    Very Funny-maybe you should sue in a Talmudic Court!

    March 1, 2010 at 7:41 pm
  2. Panchetta #

    Me too. I nearly platzed.

    March 1, 2010 at 8:38 pm
  3. anonymous #

    ‘sure’(!)

    March 1, 2010 at 9:29 pm
  4. haha. what a shame. would have loved reading it

    March 2, 2010 at 8:41 am
  5. Yeah, yeah. These are old Jewish conspiracies. Everyone knows that Rowling based her tales on the true stories of a Durban Indian who worked in the townships, hence the tale “Hari Pather and the Order from Phoenix”.

    I suppose you will next say that the Kabbala was also written by Jews? Everyone knows Madonna wrote that.

    -K.

    P.S. “Half-Baked Blince” — love it!

    March 2, 2010 at 9:42 am
  6. oi ve

    March 2, 2010 at 5:04 pm
  7. @Kanthan Pillay
    Actually the Title is ” Hari Pather- the Ou from Phoenix”

    March 2, 2010 at 10:40 pm
  8. Du Bois #

    It is seminary PrinciPAL not princiPLE; athough a seminary may be run according to some principles it is run by a principal

    March 3, 2010 at 1:20 pm
  9. gumrol #

    haha – awesome!

    March 3, 2010 at 1:36 pm
  10. Conrad Steenkamp #

    Dear David, I would like to buy your book on the Boerejode in the Anglo Boer War. Please advise. Regards, Conrad Steenkamp (c.steenkamp@lantic.net)

    March 20, 2010 at 1:29 pm
  11. R. Leishman #

    You should bring a lawsuit. You have as much chance as Willy the Wizard. I believe every word.

    July 14, 2010 at 2:01 pm

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