Posted by: Bridget McNulty

Posted on: February 29, 2008
Posted in: Lifestyle
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The closest I’ll ever come to a threesome …

I had a four-handed massage yesterday. Yip, four hands.

That’s two people. It was absolutely incredible, and nearly put me into a coma (of happiness).

I popped into the Ubuntu Wellness Centre in Kloof Street (Cape Town) for an Ayurvedic massage, and was lucky enough to get upgraded to the four-hander. If anyone is ever thinking of having a massage again, trust me! This is the one.

Here, then, a few of my favourite things about massages …

  • Your body and mind disconnect. No matter how frantically your thoughts have been racing around your head, they’re forced into stillness.
  • You come out of it floating.
  • It reconnects you with your physical self (I think we live in our heads a lot of the time).
  • It’s deliciously decadent …

    • Go on! Treat yourself.

    One Response to “The closest I’ll ever come to a threesome …”

    1. Mandrake #

      for men thats dangerous. your wife will notice you’re happy and that will bring on unnecessary discomfort.

      but i’ll go there anyway next time im in the mother city. if i can find parking in kloof street, without a taxi using my boot as a bumper

      February 29, 2008 at 2:47 pm

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