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As if the electorate could be any more bewildered by current South African politics, the decision to drop all corruption charges against Jacob Zuma has turned ordinary South Africans into believers, converted sceptics into philosophers and motored immigration turnstiles into action.

Just a week before the “most important election” and the electorate couldn’t be more divided.

On the one hand you have Zuma, his team of loyal supporters riding high from the decision by the National Prosecuting Authority (NPA) to drop all charges. After years of screaming from the lungs, shooting from the hip and camping outside courtrooms, the decision is a vindication like no other. This is the Messiah; they are the Zumamaniacs.

On the other side, brimming with inconsolable rage and frustration marked by flared nostrils, are those who are maddened that secret tapes, legal technicalities and incompetent NPA administration has botched the most important case in South African history. Zuma was not found not guilty; his case was thrown out because political interference in this case was reasonably proven, making the case against him inadmissible. To this lot, the countless counts of corruption haven’t just disappeared and until Zuma is tried in a court of law, their scepticism makes him an inevitable disaster. This man represents Mugabe, Amin, every single post-colonial African leader who went wrong; they are the Zumaphobes.

South Africa’s fourth election since Nelson Mandela’s release from prison might be vaunted as the electorate’s opportunity to root out corruption, declare war on crime and deliver essential services to the economically disenfranchised. In reality though, how South Africans will decide to vote will be determined by where they stand in relation to Zuma.

The real fight is not between the parties; the real heavyweight in this election is the battle of the personalities; even if it is simply just one person with multiple personas.

Jacob — “the black Jesus”, “husband of some”, “working-class hero”, “chief borrower of taxpayers’ money”, “father of many and the nation” — Zuma.

Forget about the epic struggle between conservative Republican and the slightly less conservative Democrats; the so-called secular Indian Congress versus the visibly right-wing BJP battle for dominance; this is a battle between simply those for and against Zuma.

The Zumamaniacs

This is the classic Zuma supporter, powered by an ideologue and motored by Julius Malema, the ANC Youth League leader, Zwelinzima Vavi, general-secretary of Cosatu and Blade Nzimande, general secretary of the SA Communist Party, who argue that the work-in-progress-revolution, led by the ANC, has finally reached working-class control.

So if the ANC has not delivered to the masses over the past fifteen years, it was because the revolution was side-tracked, hijacked by counter-revolutionaries aka the Mbeki era of shiny suits and foreign education. Now, with the conclusion of the ANC conference in Polokwane in late 2007 — which saw the ANC vote in Zuma as their new president — the ANC is finally the organ of the working class. Hence the leading positions of Vavi and Nzimande in Zuma’s election campaign.

After shots of jaundiced rhetoric, sit down with a trade unionist-card-carrying-ANC member and ask him (yes, most are males) what drives him to support Zuma in this election considering how the ANC has let the larger union movement down in so many respects.

“The ANC resolutions of Polokwane” will be the retort.

Yes the ANC might be suffering internal ruptures; leading figures of the movement have criticised the manner and methods in which the party is being run, questions have been raised on the volatility and delinquency of youth structures, and the language of populism, which is substantially combative and disturbingly provocative, have been widely condemned.

But ANC resolutions have changed; its resolutions have shifted to a more working-class agenda, and all the concerns of the Zumaphobe are meaningless, simply because these concerns read as a direct attempt to undermine the working-class cause.

Their leader might have and might still be under a cloud of corruption charges and he might be even guilty, but they believe that he finds himself in this position only because of counter-revolutionaries who are probably guilty themselves of some wrong-doing. Most importantly, he is the man they have been waiting (hence the black Jesus) to lead them out of bondage.

But Zumamaniacs aren’t only working-class heroes hoping for a brighter future.

Zuma is supported by a large band of champagne-toting elites, armed with the vision of a Zuma-led South Africa where government tenders and black economic empowerment deals would be plentiful. Theirs is an economic opening laced by greed, opportunism and returning favour.

They know economic policy will not shift or change, and if it does, they’ll win the tender to make it happen.

The Zumaphobes

The middle-class liberal South African is on the other hand, the classic Zumaphobe. This character is totally flabbergasted by the violence stirring semantics of the ANCYL; the explicit and unashamed tolerance for corruption (ie Neihaus, Sheik, Zuma’s hundreds of counts of corruption charges); the end of proven crime-fighting apparatus (the Scorpions) and the seemingly endless pit of poor governance illustrated by the running administration (failures of parastatals South African Airways and Eskom, farcical street name changes, severe failures in health and education, political appeasement with Zimbabwe).

For the Zumaphobe, the Polokwane process represents the absolute opposite of what the Zumamaniacs perceive it to have been; an event hijacked by the histrionics of the Zumamaniacs. Whilst not a fan of former president Mbeki, “an authoritarian and power-hungry toss”, Zuma’s populism and his mass of blind followers are seen by Zumaphobes as an ever bigger threat to South Africa’s democracy, a threat to the freedom of association, a threat to the liberties fought so hard for in the liberation struggle.

Zuma’s supporters have openly called for his corruption charges to be dropped, have openly maligned the Human Rights Commission, have staged disruptive protests outside courts, often intimidating digressers. Moreover, the rape trial and shower episode of 2007 has left an inimitable bitter taste; an unambiguous loss of respect for Zuma the man.

If anything, Zuma’s supporters appear ungovernable; their approach wild, brash and dangerous.

In all probability, the charges that were once set against Zuma and the willingness of his supporters to ignore and pledge unwavering support despite these charges sounds off all the alarm bells of a pending African banana republic in the making.

To this schmaltzy cappuccino reader of History 101, this is enough evidence to suggest that the ANC has long lost the values developed by OR Tambo, Nelson Mandela and the elder Mbeki. The ANC is drunk on power; they must be prevented from gaining any more power and therefore, an alternative must be sought.

But many Zumaphobes, as decisive as they might be about avoiding Zuma, they aren’t particularly sure of whom to mark that X on the ballot sheet come April 22nd.

The verdict

Somewhere in the midst of it all, Zuma became the working-class hero in a suited-up cabinet; he was identified as the humble bloke of a humble abode with an even more humble habitus; the irrevocable underdog whom humble folk with two goats, five roosters and a leaking roof can still call son.

While the middle-class liberal might think their insistence on a trial for Zuma is a democratic necessity, Zuma’s baseline supporters see these so-called democratic obligations as merely vehicles to suppress their leader unfairly, unjustly and therefore, stifle the working-class cause.

Do you point out that rooting out corruption is more important than the setting the working-class agenda?

Do you point out that dismissive, violent language has no place in a democratic state?

Where will the image of Zuma and all he represents fit in then?

Zuma has not been voted in yet, so the verdict is still out on whether his non-active tenure as deputy president was per Mbeki’s design, and therefore as the new president he’d theoretically have all the freedom to advance the economic changes forwarded by the working class.

And so if he really does turn into Fidel, Chavez or Maradona and delivers the revolution by nationalising everything from diamonds to gold to ostrich soup, and offers genuinely brilliant and free health care, education (meaning Zimbabweans would even use it), exports biltong-flavoured cigars to Sweden and knights Zapiro, would he then have succeeded?

The liberals know that these pro-ANC resolutions are hardly bound to materialise; he is bound to fail.

And so if he really does turn into Fidel, Chavez and Maradona and delivers that animal farm allegory of rampant despotism, neglect and absolute disregard of human rights, renounces freedom of association, hangs Zapiro all the while sipping mojitos, munching biltong and watching South Africa slip into Zimbabwean-like oblivion (meaning Zimbabweans would even leave); would he have then failed?

Simply put, how will we measure the Zuma presidency?

For now, there is no immediate resolution between the heavyweights; for both sides speaks different languages; both sides believe in a different victory; both sides want their way at all costs.

In the struggle between the Zumaphobes and Zumamaniacs, there is no winner.

Now it’s the vote; then the wait and see game begins.




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31 Responses to “Zumaphobia vs Zumamania: The schism continues”

A pro-business government that is well-run will do much more for the poor than a pro-poor government that is badly-run.

The Mbeki-bashing is a neat trick to explain why the ANC has not delivered. Maybe it will buy them one election.

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Mike Atkins on April 14th, 2009 at 7:16 pm

azad

four words for me:

i love you analogy…

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Siphiwo Siphiwo on April 14th, 2009 at 7:37 pm

I am a Zumamaniac and you sound like a Zumaphobiac

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ncedo on April 14th, 2009 at 8:31 pm

A brilliantly written piece Azad. Thanks for the insight.

I am unfortunately at a time in my life where I seriously need to start thinking about providing for my retirement in 20-30 years. The real question for me where will South Africa be at that point in time. My only measure is how the ANC have governed up till now. 15 years is a long enough time to prove competence.

The main issues for a retired person, property rights, financial stability and security, good health care, and physical safety are of paramount importance. To date the score card is not very good, and I am not at all convinced that things are going to get better any time soon, if ever.

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Robin Grant on April 14th, 2009 at 10:37 pm

Sign me up as a zumaphobe.

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Jon on April 15th, 2009 at 2:06 am

And the joke is that the Polokwane resolutions were drafted by Joel for Mbeki anyhow - who were equally keen to get rid of the Scorpions.

And they were not discussed or debated at all- there was no time. The whole conference spent its time on voting (and manual counting). Those resoultions were adopted on the last day, with no debate, and after many of the delegates had even gone home.

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Lyndall Beddy on April 15th, 2009 at 3:34 am

summarises it all so well..
soooo who should we vote for?? tell us already!

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mariam on April 15th, 2009 at 10:46 am

I still find it very perplexing that the post polokwane anc is often in the same sentnce as government? The rot we are faced with in South Africa is the rot that set in when Mbeki was both the President of the ANC and the country. Why now are we blaming the failures of government to the post Polokwane ANC. The rot that set in in the past 10 years could not have been cleeaned out in 8 months after Mbeki had left.

What is clear to me is the hate for Zuma that often clouds other peoples judgements regarding government and the current regime in the ANC.

The post polokwane ANC, has never denied any problems the country is facing and challenges the new leadership will face, why is then the in coming ANC led government is seen as a failure evben before they take office?

One has to look at the ANC under mbeki and the Government under him. Then compare the post polokwane ANC and what it stands for maybe we will be able to see the positives that the new regime has in store.

By firing people who were appointed by Mbeki was not about settling scores but getting rid of incompetent deployees, who happen to be sycophantic towards Mbeki. The best decision was taken when Mbeki was recalled. Imagine how divided the party would have been had these Mbeki praise singers not left?

Some contraversial decisions, turn out to be good at times.

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Siphelele on April 15th, 2009 at 11:12 am

register me as a pro-zumaniac, mandelamaniac, ancmaniac and sacpmaniac

7 days to go…to a 70maniac %

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Siphiwo Siphiwo on April 15th, 2009 at 12:09 pm

Whatever one may think about Mr. Zuma, this thing is far bigger than him. I get the sense that he is no more than a mere cog in a ‘machinery’ set to ‘revolutionalize’ every aspect of life in our social fibre. The South African vote will not be divided according to how much people ‘love’ Zuma.

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Luzuko on April 15th, 2009 at 1:06 pm

Why can’t the ANC produce someone, anyone(!!) with a clean record, instead of this man?! Surely the ANC has in its ranks someone of the calibre of an Obama - intellectual, sharp, not saintly, but level-headed, and above all trustworthy! If our President is of Zuma’s calibre - what will our government and parliamentarians be made up of?? If you love this country - do not bring this man into power. We will all suffer the consequences of it (rich and poor, black, white, and brown!)

Zuma and his cronies are in it for the power and money, nothing else. They couldn’t care about the people. The ANC’s tenure in government has proven this irrefutably.

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Brutus on April 15th, 2009 at 2:11 pm

Zuma all the way. Now that the charges have been dropped, the opposition (esp DA) is running around claiming Zuma will abuse 2/3rds majority.

But the ANC has had 2/3rds all along. She’s just scaring the chattering classes.

Viva Zuma!

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Vusi Nzapheza on April 15th, 2009 at 2:51 pm

Nice one Azad as always.

@Robin Grant on April 14th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
I just like the way you have your concerns about your retirement. Hope you are aware that the rest of the population also wants that.

@Lyndall Beddy on April 15th, 2009 at 3:34 am
Shut up already!
I’ve realized that you will bash everything that has anything to do with the ANC, to a point of accusing Zuma of personally killing people in the ANC camps. And my guess is because you hate the ANC and not Zuma, had it been another candidate you will still be doing your best to say negative things about him. But it’s ok, we love you anyway.

And to everyone, I just like the way you like to compare Zuma and Mbeki’s led governments but never mentions the former president of the ANC Mr Mandela.

I am a pro ZUMA, Siyancoba this coming weekend. Weh! Zuma we! My President!

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Tlanch Tau on April 15th, 2009 at 4:46 pm

While you see SA as a country divided, many of us see it as proof that SA does not want to entrust the ANC with two-thirds majority again! The last decade under the autocratic Mbeki has shown the danger of a one-party state - a precursor to Zimbabwe.

A srong opposition is what we need at this juncture in our nascent democracy. We have big challenges ahead - the real issues of crime, unemployment, xenophobia and AIDS.

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Dave Harris on April 15th, 2009 at 5:42 pm

You’ve really outdone yourself - I find it hard to keep up with all those words jumping off the page and assualting themselves at me - I picture flecks of spit too.

Good topic Azad - The against-Zuma conspiracies remind me of the Jews-did-it conspiracies. Regardless of any change - many South Africans would still probably not let Zuma near Zapiro with a sword.

I’m probably a ziller, sorry zealous Zumaphone -wonder if that makes me an extremist?

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Miss Dew on April 15th, 2009 at 8:50 pm

hello all,
thanks for reading this sadistically long text.

siphiwo: 6 words for you -> one flew over the cuckoos nest :)

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Azad Essa on April 16th, 2009 at 1:07 am

Vusi

The ANC has already changed the Constitution 14 times - Google SA Constitution and changes.

And there are already 2 very dangerous bills they have drafted which will need the constitution changed.

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Lyndall Beddy on April 16th, 2009 at 6:56 am

Tianch Tau

I listened to SAFM all day through the Polokwane conference, and got more and more alarmed because there was NO discussion - only fighting about the voting. I even sent a few SMSes asking them to postpone the conference so that resolutions, especially the disolving of the Scorpions, could be discussed. They never were.

Why should I complain about Mandela? Do you know something that I don’t know?

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Lyndall Beddy on April 16th, 2009 at 7:04 am

I do agree that Azad’s analogy is indeed interesting and gives some insight especially to political outsiders and those lacking political acumen, but I still think Azad is somehow simplistic to limit unfolding political discourse in SA to one personality: Zuma. You really need to be conversant with internal dynamics and contradictions withing the ANC to begin to see the complexity of the current political discourse. In away these are positive developments, pointing some form of adolescent growth of our politics, while it does indeed present real dilemas of uncertainty about the future of SA under Zuma, but this would have been the case anyway with whichever face you put in ANC poster.
Lastly, let us remember we are not the USA, Obama is not a Messiah, but has to be understood historically and contextually. We can’t ask for Obama in SA today. Our history, our context are very different to the USA. We don’t have an Obama in SA, essentially because of our history and our context.
But, I give it to Azad for an interesting blog read!

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Sithembiso on April 16th, 2009 at 10:30 am

@Lyndall Beddy
Ever heard of adapt or die? There is nothing wrong with the ANC changing the constitution of SA. The constitution needs to be revised every now and then and changed so that It can work for us.

In order to deliver on it’s promises to the masses of the country the ANC has to change the constitution, it’s not like the constitution has always involved everyone on it.

I am giving the ANC my vote because I want the constitution to be amended as and when it’s necessary to so that everyone in SA can enjoy the fruits of democracy and not only the black elite and whites who have been privileged throughout.

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Tlanch Tau on April 16th, 2009 at 3:18 pm

@Sithembiso
An Obama IS needed in SA. There ARE Obamas in the ANC, but their voices are stifled by the fear, corruption and intolerance that has set in. How else can China bully SA and the rank and file within the ANC, except for a few heros like Barbara Hogan, maintain a cowardly silence? The rot set in with Mbeki, but unfortunately JZ does not seem to have the caliber or vision to take deliver us to the promised land. I hope I am wrong!

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Dave Harris on April 16th, 2009 at 6:31 pm

To prove that the ANC election campaign is bigger than Mr. Zuma, they have included in their ‘brain washing rethoric’ that people who do not ‘like JZ should vote for the party’. That is as void of logic as buying a ‘cheese burger-without-cheese’. If you believe that the man is not suitable to be president of the ANC, how would you find him suitable to lead the country? Mr. Netshitenze once asked, before Polokwane, that we should be ready to justify our choice of leadership, and having said that; Mr. Mbeki’s perceived aloofness and exclusivitism do not suffice as justification for JZ. I thank the ANC for the liberty and freedom to express this point of view, even though it may not be a popular one.

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Luzuko on April 17th, 2009 at 10:43 am

Tlanchu Tau

The 3 bills they have lined up are - one to curb media freedom, the second to take away control from the municipalities and centralise it, and the third I am afraid I forget.

And the ONLY reason they have not already passed them is Cope formed and then accused them of going to change the constitution, and they put those bills on ice

And they will pass a bill to allow Zuma presidency for life if they have 2/3rds.

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lyndall Beddy on April 18th, 2009 at 2:11 pm

Tlanch Tau

I just remembered. The third is to place the judges under the control of parliament - which violates the seperation of powers.

You either vote for democracy OR you vote for the ANC, a one party state, and a president for life.

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lyndall Beddy on April 18th, 2009 at 2:17 pm

Lyndall Beddy, you will have to do more than this convince me that the future is as gloom as you paint it, that is, under the new order. Where do you get your information?

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Luzuko on April 20th, 2009 at 11:57 am

One daft chica.. should have Googled you ages ago! Fantastic piece :D

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Elizabeth MacLeod on May 2nd, 2009 at 4:58 am

Luzuko

From the media especially talk radio.

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Lyndall Beddy on May 5th, 2009 at 4:03 pm

@ Tlanch Tchau
I understand that the constitution is there to protect the rights of every individual regardless of race, religion and culture. In a country with such a diversity of the above, without such a pivotal reference point, it would become quite simple for a majority to start overwhelming a minority in terms of freedom of expression, property rights, freedom of association etc.

You feel that the “constitution needs to be revised every now and then from time to time” therefore you must find the rights I illustrated above offensive at most or inconvenient in the least.

All fine and well as long as you are on the right side of the fence.

Will you be on the right side, on all issues though?

p.s.
I hope you enjoyed your rally in the sun. It reminded me a little of the Nuremberg Rallies. But that is probably just “minority” paranoia.

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Neuren on May 6th, 2009 at 9:05 am

Will it ever be possible for all us to embrace and adhere to single values and have a single identity, that of being South Africans. And esteem what is in the best interest of the country higher in the priority list than what is in the interest of factions. Or am I just an idealist whose ideals have no place in contemporary politics?

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Luzuko on May 6th, 2009 at 2:08 pm

Luzuko..

look back at most of the revolutionary times, worldwide, and you would see ppl who most likely were considered idealists with far fetched notions of a better world.

If you can dream it, you can build it :D

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Elizabeth MacLeod on May 6th, 2009 at 7:37 pm

Elizabeth MacLeod

Thank you for the vote of confidence Ma’am. The ‘glass has been half-empty’ for a long time now and surely it can only be on our best interest if we start seeing it as half-full. I would think. With all that is going on around us, we could all do with a Platonnic view on life. Would you not agree?

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Luzuko on May 7th, 2009 at 12:40 pm

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